Post by Iracundus on Jul 20, 2008 2:04:49 GMT -5
I shall craft a pretentious tale and tell you lies to bolster my crumbling morale. I demand respect, for that respect might be my only lifeline as I tumble and toil with insanity. I give no quarter, but expect all in the world. I am a depraved, slow-witted belittlement to mankind itself, obsessed with arcane and bizarre annals of human nature, the labyrinthine layout of the mind, and perverse other things that generally round out my freakitude. Yes, I said freakitude.
By now, you can tell that I have a propensity to write. This hobby is negated by my overall lack of skill in the field. You can see that I write the dreadful narratives that fail to captivate even a single soul. This, exacerbated by the fact that I'm sub-par in creativity makes me a maelstrom of mediocrity and trite that's not even threateningly bad, just a benign cyst mildly annoying someone's back. I am incapable of producing a single eloquently written story, and it shows. But I babble. You probably haven't even read this far.
Name: Awesome117, minus the tacky number these days, Grunt, Grunty, Mendicant_Bias, DeathBrandDeath, Mike, Mikey (YOU HAVE TO EARN THE RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT) FunnyFacesofG-Man or "that bastard guy!"
Gender: Male. Last time I checked I still had a -blam!-. Hm, it's not there anymore. I think I'm a male though.
Age: 16 Earth revolutions.
Height: Something like 5'10'' now. Maybe 5'11''.
Adores: Gaming, old cartoons, movies, history, reading into the oddity that is humanity, other things...and maybe one person. >.> She knows who she is.
Music: Anything that appeals to the ears. I like classical, metal, rock, pop, that type of stuff.
Musical artists: Metallica, Iron Maiden, Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Marty O'Donnell, Beethoven, Mozart, Gorillaz, Coldplay, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Three Dog Night, America, Europe, Queen, ZZ Top, Michael Jackson(YES I LIKE HIS MUSIC, SCREW OFF), Koji Kondo, Jeremy Soule and numerous other videogame composers.
Songs: I don't feel like listing them, too numerous.
Characters: ((FAVORITE:)) Samus Aran, the Arbiter, Don Corleone, HUNK, the Man with No Name, Tuco, Freakazoid, Deadpool, others. ((PLAY AS:)) Mirthil Naya, Iracundus, Sarly and Logan Wolf.
By now, you can tell that I have a propensity to write. This hobby is negated by my overall lack of skill in the field. You can see that I write the dreadful narratives that fail to captivate even a single soul. This, exacerbated by the fact that I'm sub-par in creativity makes me a maelstrom of mediocrity and trite that's not even threateningly bad, just a benign cyst mildly annoying someone's back. I am incapable of producing a single eloquently written story, and it shows. But I babble. You probably haven't even read this far.
Name: Awesome117, minus the tacky number these days, Grunt, Grunty, Mendicant_Bias, DeathBrandDeath, Mike, Mikey (YOU HAVE TO EARN THE RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT) FunnyFacesofG-Man or "that bastard guy!"
Gender: Male. Last time I checked I still had a -blam!-. Hm, it's not there anymore. I think I'm a male though.
Age: 16 Earth revolutions.
Height: Something like 5'10'' now. Maybe 5'11''.
Adores: Gaming, old cartoons, movies, history, reading into the oddity that is humanity, other things...and maybe one person. >.> She knows who she is.
Music: Anything that appeals to the ears. I like classical, metal, rock, pop, that type of stuff.
Musical artists: Metallica, Iron Maiden, Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Marty O'Donnell, Beethoven, Mozart, Gorillaz, Coldplay, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Three Dog Night, America, Europe, Queen, ZZ Top, Michael Jackson(YES I LIKE HIS MUSIC, SCREW OFF), Koji Kondo, Jeremy Soule and numerous other videogame composers.
Songs: I don't feel like listing them, too numerous.
Characters: ((FAVORITE:)) Samus Aran, the Arbiter, Don Corleone, HUNK, the Man with No Name, Tuco, Freakazoid, Deadpool, others. ((PLAY AS:)) Mirthil Naya, Iracundus, Sarly and Logan Wolf.